things I wish I had on the walls of my bedroom - i'm very monochromatic at the moment and i don't quite know why that is.
Oh shit, I didn't shave my armpits.
What?!
I didn't shave my armpits.
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My grandma makes the best fried chicken in the world, so I'd probably bring like a fried chicken bone.
I bet that bone would feel great.
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SMELL! Smell great. I meant smell! In my head I was like "This joke's gonna be amazing" and I said it wrong...
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Loozin'.
Loosin' that weight.
Why can't I say anything normal!?
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She kicked me in the head.
I kicked him in the head but he put a mutilated dummy in my toilet.
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Jen keeps you on your toes at all times. You never really know if she's gonna kick you in the head or y'know.. Do something unexpected.
Yeyyyy!
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I had three hours of Bad Ass Training a day.
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I would be Wes Bentley's beard...
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I went to go grab it and it latched onto my hand and I was like flinging it around. It was uh... I thought I was gonna die.
Liam and I just took off and left him in the Creek. You were gonna die. EVERYBODY RUN FOR THEMSELVES,
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